2011/08/25

星马华人的英文造句



Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.


10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.






2011/08/22

人言可畏


不同的场合,不同的地点,不同的人就要说不同的话。
有些人不懂的这个道理,胡乱说话的结果,惹怒众人。

良言一句三冬暖 , 恶言一句六月寒!

家后的那颗椰树,经过几许风雨,闪电雷劈着火,依然屹立不倒!
平凡的人类,就是缺少一点点。。。

2011/08/16

修补自己



每次拍照,就是不满意自己那副尊容,
于是狠下心肠,买了这2支美容品。
很贵哦。。。。又要节省咯!

2011/08/04

单镜摄影机

上个月,突然心血来潮,无啦啦买了一架单镜摄影机 (DSLR)。
发觉很难搞哦,光圈,快门,曝光等等,一个字 = 晕 !