2011/08/25

星马华人的英文造句



Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.


10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.






7 comments:

路人㊣ said...

早安~
哈哈,有料到咯!

单身汉 said...

路人 : 早安, 那是朋友寄给我,我和大家分享而已。

vicky said...

你好,
哈哈,很好笑。。
也有一则真实笑话分享
在罗马问路时被告知走过头,应该是在上一条街当下朋友的回答是。“i see, we pass away" 辛好那罗马大叔英文也不太好。。

Carrie Tai said...

哈哈,蛮好笑。。。。

海市蜃樓 said...

有趣

JT said...

haha^^

单身汉 said...

大家开心就好。